Total Medals Earned: 194 (From 64 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,995 Points
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/15 points)
...or pigs... or whatever you have.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Launch a blue shell.
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/255 points)
Start the game.
Set a high score!
Save up 250 BounceCoins!
Get B rank on Rhythm Mode.
Get A rank on Rhythm Mode
Get S rank on Rhythm Mode.
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/240 points)
Clear round 1.
Clear round 10.
Clear round 25.
Clear round 50.
Earn 50,000 points.
Earn 100,000 points.
Earn 200,000 points.
Collect a balloon as it's being stolen by a fly.
Collect a balloon and a gift with a single triangle.
Buy your first costume.
Get every costume.
Open fire!
Medals Earned: 3/6 (45/130 points)
Beat the Game
Collect Every Upgrade
Collect Every Timer
Beat the Game in 5 Loops or Less
Beat the Game with an S Rank
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/190 points)
Complete Mew York
Complete Detrout
Complete El Pawso
Complete Los Angelhiss
Complete Mew York on Expert
Complete Detrout on Expert
Complete El Pawso on Expert
Complete Los Angelhiss on Expert
Medals Earned: 13/16 (70/90 points)
Thanks for purchasing our new OS!
"There's nobody here."
Monkeh, monkeh.
Don't harass me its just a reference!
See your new pet fish!
Ur PC is slow
You don't have one.
Medium Ham is only limited to playing 1 video.
Purchase an item!
He watches...
Uh oh!
Keep it clean and sweep up those mines!
Think, just have a little time to think about some stuff...
RIP Shrek 9/11/01
Medals Earned: 12/13 (105/115 points)
Load the game
defeat the woman 1000 times
defeat the woman 10 times
defeat the woman with covfefe
play computer with the woman
Cool the woman down a bit with the fan
Watch all animations
press play on the main menu
Punch the woman in the head
stab woman
shoot woman, you fucking freak
put away important documents with the woman
defeat the woman 100 times
Medals Earned: 1/11 (5/425 points)
Adventurous soul!
A suspicious wall...
Complete the map at 100%
Unlock all 6 Sword Skills and Sword Level 2
Defeat the mysterious enemy
Defeat the mysterious enemy without taking hits
Challenge: Complete the game without using Bravery
Challenge: Complete the game without using Deflection
Challenge: Complete the game without taking any hits
Complete Game 100%
Medals Earned: 1/8 (10/275 points)
Finish tutorial
Unlock the Challenge Area
Complete all challenges
Eat every fly
Win in under 10:00
Win in under 5:00
Medals Earned: 3/11 (20/325 points)
Never mind, I wanna go browse Newgrounds dot com instead.
If you do see Peter the Ant by chance, smoosh 'em.
Now everyone knows you like uncensored NG humor.
To get paid? Nah man. To get ice cream.
Save the Day with a full Mayhem Bonus.
The uh, safety was off there.
2 Left Thumbs would be proud.
Make a big explosion!
Complete the Pacifist Route.
Run out of ammo and die.
You beat the game with TOUCH CONTROLS. I'm AFRAID of you. Just kidding.