Total Medals Earned: 479 (From 136 different games.) Total Medal Score: 6,240 Points
Medals Earned: 2/4 (125/235 points)
Be on fire in the Roast minigame (literally)
Survive for over 2 minutes
Disguise as a mushroom!
Roast to that "perfect golden brown" (25% to 75%)
Medals Earned: 1/11 (10/230 points)
Man, you are one bad boyfriend
You got your first critical hit! that's so cool!
Damn dude, that's rough
You gaved old man sal 100 bucks! That's... kinda nice
WeLp, ThErE gOeS mY hEaRiNg AiD
AAAA I CAN SEE THE LIGHT (literally)
Boi, how the heck did you even get this
Bruh
Man those pits sure are deadly amr?
Damn i'm impressed you've beaten THAT difficulty
GAWD DAMN, I'M SPEECHLESS
Medals Earned: 1/8 (10/275 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Finish tutorial
Unlock the Challenge Area
Complete all challenges
Eat every fly
Win in under 10:00
Win in under 5:00
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/320 points)
Defeat the first boss
Defeat the second boss
Defeat boss 3
Defeat boss 4
Defeat boss 5
Defeat the final boss
Finish bonus level 1
Finish bonus level 2
Finish bonus level 3 on hard
Medals Earned: 6/6 (55/55 points)
Beat 1 Level
Beat 5 Levels
Beat 10 Levels
Beat the Game
Press "F" on the Title Screen
Press "M" on the Title Screen
Medals Earned: 1/10 (10/150 points)
Beat Construction Zone
Beat Haunted Mansion
Beat Sewers
Collect every coin in Construcion Zone
Collect every coin in Haunter Mansion
Collect every coin in Sewers
Fully watch the credits
Medals Earned: 9/9 (200/200 points)
Lose the game
Talk to the cat
Make and give the greatest Philly Cheesesteak
No...
Win a game
Do something...
Shit in the toilet
Avoid shitting yourself in less than 90 seconds (real time)
Get a secret ending...
Medals Earned: 10/15 (105/355 points)
Evolve your pet once.
Win a contest.
Earn $250 in total.
Unlock and read 3 forums.
Play for 10 minutes.
Earn $500 in total.
Unlock and read 5 forums.
Play for 30 minutes.
Unlock and read 10 forums.
Play for 1 hour.
Fully evolve a pet.
Earn $1000 in total.
Purchase everything in the shop.
Reach Diamond in all contests.
Log every pet in the PETbook.
Medals Earned: 3/11 (20/325 points)
Never mind, I wanna go browse Newgrounds dot com instead.
If you do see Peter the Ant by chance, smoosh 'em.
Now everyone knows you like uncensored NG humor.
To get paid? Nah man. To get ice cream.
Save the Day with a full Mayhem Bonus.
The uh, safety was off there.
2 Left Thumbs would be proud.
Make a big explosion!
Complete the Pacifist Route.
Run out of ammo and die.
You beat the game with TOUCH CONTROLS. I'm AFRAID of you. Just kidding.
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/265 points)
Die for the first time!
Rage Quit.
Defeat Alucard!
Defeat Hanzo!
Defeat Cassandra!
S Rank a Boss!